Memo to Fashion Show Staff: We’ve hit rock bottom now. This was the worst show ever!
Folks, what is RULE NUMBER ONE for fashion shows? No Zombies! So you not only hire zombie models, you even dress them in festive outfits and send them out! Oh, I’m sure nobody noticed, until that one lurched insanely toward the Vogue editor!
This train wreck gets worse. You mistakenly use the hair styling guide from that country music show, and suddenly it’s Paris in the Ozarks! Those models had to crawl down the runway because they couldn’t walk with such heavy hair! Why does this never happen to Lagerfeld?
Models presents creations as part of British designer John Galliano’s Fall/Winter 2008/09 women’s ready-to-wear show for French fashion house Dior in Paris February 25, 2008. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier
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Galliano has a secret desire to time travel back to the 1960’s and date Nancy Sinatra…
- Posted by Dee TDee, he even sings about it when he sends the zombies out on the runway: “These Boots Are Made for Lurchin’”.
- Posted by CharleneYoung Bill Shatner would have had a field day.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSomebody really should have bitch slapped Mike Myers BEFORE the first ‘Powers.’
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThese days, it must be flame retardant Aquanet.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks