I am happy to announce we’ve secured the services of Mr. T, of “Rocky” and “A-Team” fame, to be jewelry consultant for this show.
Mr. T brings a wealth of experience in hanging gold chains on everything, including himself. “It’s just like putting tinsel on a Christmas Tree,” he says. “I throw lots of stuff and see what sticks. I pity the fool that doesn’t like it…”
Yeah, I know, his taste sucks, but who’s going to tell him he’s fired? Not me! Now, bring out the first model, and let’s see how bad it is…
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A model presents a creation by Italian designer Riccardo Tisci for French fashion house Givenchy as part of his Fall/Winter 2008/09 women’s ready-to-wear fashion show in Paris February 27, 2008. REUTERS/Gonzalo Fuentes
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They spent so much time draping chains around her neck, they forgot to fix her hair!
- Posted by Dee TEveryone was impressed by the jewelry until Melinda slipped off the runway into a nearby fountain and drowned due to the heaviness of the gold…
- Posted by KAll that gold and still the *jacket* is the most expensive thing she’s wearing.
- Posted by Charlene“Wealth of experience…” That’s rich.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIs that a belt thing going around her waist? Is this the one-piece of the future? I gotta wear shades.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksOf course that’s how you wear a chastity belt. I swear!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThat’s the clink of the gals
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWalking on the ru-un way.
She thought airport security would entail a simple task of stripping off all her necklaces in one grab until the TSA guard said, “Miss, are you wearing an underwire bra?”
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMardi Gras in Italy is way better!
- Posted by John C Abell