Comments on: Bling bling isn’t a panda, you know…

By: John C Abell

John C Abell — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:49:49 +0000

Mardi Gras in Italy is way better!

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:45:19 +0000

She thought airport security would entail a simple task of stripping off all her necklaces in one grab until the TSA guard said, “Miss, are you wearing an underwire bra?”

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:42:56 +0000

That’s the clink of the gals
Walking on the ru-un way.

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:41:21 +0000

Of course that’s how you wear a chastity belt. I swear!

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:40:23 +0000

Is that a belt thing going around her waist? Is this the one-piece of the future? I gotta wear shades.

By: Shawn Hendricks

Shawn Hendricks — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:38:45 +0000

“Wealth of experience…” That’s rich.

By: Charlene

Charlene — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:14:53 +0000

All that gold and still the *jacket* is the most expensive thing she’s wearing.

By: K

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:38:06 +0000

Everyone was impressed by the jewelry until Melinda slipped off the runway into a nearby fountain and drowned due to the heaviness of the gold…

By: Dee T

Dee T — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:26:21 +0000

They spent so much time draping chains around her neck, they forgot to fix her hair!