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We have a story about a breeder of fighting bulls who plans to clone his best stud. The stud sired two bulls that impressed a famous bullfighter named El Juli so much that we’re told he “keeps their heads mounted at home.”
Excuse me? Where I’m from, we don’t say, ”That’s a real impressive dog you have there, Judy! I’d like to hang its head in my rec room.”
I’m guessing El Juli didn’t wait for those bulls to die of natural causes, either. It sounds like he has issues with expressing positive emotions in a healthy way.
Maybe El Juli could try saying: ”What a wonderful bull! I will pay for him to spend the rest of his days sitting under a cork tree, just smelling the flowers.” For more details, refer to Ferdinand.
Spanish bullfighter Julian Lopez “El Juli” tries to get a bull’s attention during a bullfight in the northern Spanish town of Gijon, August 13, 2006. REUTERS/Eloy Alonso
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Go ahead anad make a kissy face at that bull. He is thinking about his buddies haning in your rec room, Mr. Fancy Pants. I’d put $20 on the bull!
Strangely enough, it turns out the literal translation for “El Juli” is “The pants that are fancy.”
…within seconds of this shot, El Juli found himself explaining the circumstances to Saint Peter, who was unable to contain his laughter….
Of course he’s trying to get the bull’s attention. The bull is busy laughing at his costume.That waistline high enough for you, Julian?
In a height of embarassment, rodeo clown Juli DelPucker drops the eleven hundred pound fighting bull he had so recently been balancing upon his muscular lips.
Toss a clod at his sack. That ought to do it.
Good God, man. Your aftershave wasn’t enough?
Is that what the kids are calling it?
you stupid people dont know ANYTHING about bullfighting and how artistic it is! and the bull is just a stupid animal that was raised to be killed…..and if you thik that his costume is stupid you might not think that again if you saw how much it costs…and its just BEAUTIFULso dont waste your time insulting El Juli if you have never seen him in person LOSERS!!