Up to his ears in brazen brassieres?
Hey, Blog Guy! I don’t know if you remember me. You recently wrote about my search for some beautiful women I saw in New York City: Dude seeks attractive mystery women.
As a result of your blog a lot of people offered to help, and yesterday I found them, in Los Angeles! But now here’s the problem. When I approached them, they waved brassieres at me! Don’t you think that’s a little, you know, brazen? Forward? Assertive? Brassy? Trampy? Tawdry? How do I know they’re not floozies, if you catch my drift?
You moronic yokel, you misread the social signals! That’s how women in California show their political leanings. A chick waving a red bra is a Republican, and blue is for Democrats. These ladies were just inviting you to engage in lively debate.
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