Up to his ears in brazen brassieres?

March 5, 2008

victoria-4-160.jpgHey, Blog Guy! I don’t know if you remember me. You recently wrote about my search for some beautiful women I saw in New York City: Dude seeks attractive mystery women.

As a result of your blog a lot of people offered to help, and yesterday I found them, in Los Angeles! But now here’s the problem. When I approached them, they waved brassieres at me! Don’t you think that’s a little, you know, brazen? Forward? Assertive? Brassy? Trampy? Tawdry? How do I know they’re not floozies, if you catch my drift?

You moronic yokel, you misread the social signals! That’s how women in California show their political leanings. A chick waving a red bra is a Republican, and blue is for Democrats. These ladies were just inviting you to engage in lively debate.

Related: Okay, who had 131 in the pool?

victoria-2-360.jpgVictoria’s Secret models pose at the launch of the Biofit Uplift Bra in Los Angeles March 4, 2008. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

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Hey Bob, have any of the Victoria’s Secret models filed a restraining order against you yet?

Posted by K | Report as abusive

They’re missing the lighters!

Posted by Lady Weasel | Report as abusive

Note to self:
Reverse psychology might work. File restraining order against Victoria’s Secret Models. Scratch that. Victoria’s Secret Angels. Now we’re cooking.

Note to self:
Chocolates to K.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive