Blog Guy, I’d like to buy my boyfriend a real dinosaur skeleton for his birthday. Where is a good place to get one?
Luckily, dinosaurs haven’t been this abundant for about 65 million years. You could try the usual specialty shops, like The Lizard Wizard, or Carnivore Store, or even that boutique ice cream and dinosaur outlet, Cones ‘n Bones.
But really, I think your best bet would be the upcoming Triceratops auction, though keep in mind you’ll have to assemble it yourself, like an Ikea desk or something. Or, if your boyfriend would settle for a mastodon, there is a garage sale in California…
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Eight hours, $50 an hour … let’s see — I’ll bid $500, but only if that includes delivery and setup.
- Posted by John C AbellMastadon. Uh. Would the scientific name for this… Uhh… thunder… Uhhh… lizard… happen to be Mastadon… Uhhhh… saurus?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAll these bones, there’s gotta be a Captain Kirk around here someplace.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe reason most guys could care less about fossils is there is no such thing as a human penis bone. I’m just saying…
- Posted by Shawn HendricksMadge, have you been dieting?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIs there ample evidence the meaty mastadon met a mighty meteor mere moments before death?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAhhh. Triceratops again? I hate living in LaBrea. Can we PLEASE go back to Africa?
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks