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March 18th, 2008

Hold it, Joey, we’ll be home in two hours

Posted by: Robert Basler
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toilets-ladies-160.jpgQuick quiz: These lavatories, with mannequins in sexy outfits, are…

a) in the Playboy Mansion
b) at the Emperor’s Club escort service
c) in the lobby of the home office
d) at a regular shopping mall in Portugal

The answer is d. I missed it, too. Of course, the real question about these things is, what do you do when your five-year-old child needs to go? “Joey, Daddy doesn’t know why those silly ladies are dressed like that. Listen, can you just hold it in, and we’ll be home in a few hours?”

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Public lavatories decorated with mannequins at Sao Joao da Madeira shopping centre in northern Portugal in a March 13, 2008 picture. REUTERS/Jose Manuel Ribeiro

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Well, it sure beats the open mouth style with the painted red lips.

- Posted by Lady Weasel

ALMOST the audience I crave.

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I thought I was over my stage fright but instead discovered I was yellow.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

Yeah. As a young interior decorator, I would want this on my resume. Sure.

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