News, but not the serious kind
Simon says, cover your eyes!
“You! Number 62,349 from the left, and 127,835 from the front! You’re peeking! I am telling you right now, we are not going to continue this game until everybody covers their eyes.
“That’s better. Now, Simon says use your little fingers to stretch your cheeks and stick out your tongues! Great! Does this army know how to have fun, or what? Okay, who’s up for some carry-out?”
Soldiers of People’s Liberation Army adjust hats during a gathering for a meeting at a military base in Hangzhou, China, March, 18, 2008. REUTERS/Stringer