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March 18th, 2008

Simon says, cover your eyes!

Posted by: Robert Basler
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hats-crop-140.jpg“Just a second there, private!

“You! Number 62,349 from the left, and 127,835 from the front! You’re peeking! I am telling you right now, we are not going to continue this game until everybody covers their eyes.

“That’s better. Now, Simon says use your little fingers to stretch your cheeks and stick out your tongues! Great! Does this army know how to have fun, or what? Okay, who’s up for some carry-out?”

Related: Soldiers fail to understand the concept of a hat…

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Soldiers of People’s Liberation Army adjust hats during a gathering for a meeting at a military base in Hangzhou, China, March, 18, 2008. REUTERS/Stringer

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