Well, the fashion industry says these clear cube bracelets will be huge this summer, but I don’t think so. Here are some problems I see:
- - You know how you buy a bag of fried pork rinds from a vending machine and they don’t come all the way down, so then you have to stick your hand up there and grab them? You try doing that wearing these!
- A summer accessory? Two words: sun magnification. We’re talking heat rash, second degree burns and wrists so puffy you’ll have to hack the things off with a saw!
- Think you can eat corn-on-the-cob wearing these? Think again…
- And finally, no matter what some slick ad campaign tells you, cheap clear plastic is not “the new platinum.”
A model displays an outfit of SLY at the Tokyo Runway 2008 Spring and Summer collection March 23, 2008. REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao
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She’s also wearing a great sharp pointy piece of glass around her NECK. Safety? Ha! She laughs in the face of safety!
Also in the face of what constitutes a proper bikini. Since when do they come with full-length trousers and an apron?
- Posted by CharleneI must be getting old. Exactly what do chastity bracelets prevent?
- Posted by John C AbellNot what I had in mind when I proposed snorting crystal of a model’s body. Who am I kidding? Count me in!
- Posted by Shawn HendricksOr that could even be OFF a model’s body.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIf she had a plexiglass skirt I’d be concerned about greenhouse gasses.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWhat do you think chastity bracelets prevent???’
- Posted by HunterHand jobs!!