It seems from our video clip that this robber used hypnosis to make a grocery cashier empty a cash register and hand him the money. The good stuff never happens in my lane!
“How ya doin’? Ballpark Franks are buy one, get one free today.”
“Your eyelids are getting heavy…”
“The Del Monte fancy creamed corn is on special all week.”
“Heavy, they are getting so very heavy…”
“Here’s your coupon for a free Starbucks beverage.”
“Don’t forget my $2,000 cash-back…”
“You have a good one! Need any help getting all that cash out to the car?”
“No, I can manage it. When I’m out the door, cluck like a chicken!”
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I have a much better picture of me. Next time, just ask.
And it wasn’t NEAR $2,000 cash money. I swear I’ll never run out of Slim Jims, though.
- Posted by John C AbellThe only thing that would make this cooler is if: after robbing the cashier, he steps outside and climbs a rope straight to the clouds and then the rope falls to the ground and he’s never seen again.
- Posted by KKelli, you kids are are spoiled by TV crime. When I was a boy, a simple stick-up was just fine, but now……
- Posted by Robert BaslerSo that’s where Reveen’s got to!
- Posted by CharleneI was looking at the picture trying to figure out if I know the guy but I guess I don’t know who he is
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and I have to send him eight hundred Euros in return for a loan he once gave me.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks