News, but not the serious kind
Must be a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation class!
Okay. Say some French dudes gather 100 people together to set a record for a human chain of French kissing, and then start going at it.
A record? A hundred lousy people? Have they never been to a semi-rowdy junior high party?
“The French kiss has to be the new symbol of happiness and freedom,” explains one of the guys on our video report. Well, maybe English just isn’t his native tongue, pardon the pun, but I believe that just translates to “We don’t have enough money to go on a date, but we’ve heard people will do anything if they believe it’s for a world record.”
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