News, but not the serious kind
Hey! Are you wearing Lollipop’s underpants?
Blog Guy, Where can I buy used underpants belonging to a major drug trafficker?
You mean Lollipop?
Yes. I can see you really know your drug traffickers. Anyway, thousands of people clamored to buy his stuff. I’m not sure how smart that was, though. Sure, Lollipop is spending 30 years in prison, but what do you think he’ll do if he breaks out, which can happen in Brazil?
Uh, track down his underwear and the filthy pond scum who bought it?
Bingo. That’s what I’d do.
(U.S. State Department handout)
Underwear that belonged to Juan Carlos Ramirez Abadia, alias Lollipop, for sale among confiscated items. April 8, 2008. REUTERS/Rickey Rogers