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One burger to a customer, pal!
Hey blog guy, I’m planning my wedding for June, and I’m on a tight budget. I know you’ve been a professional event planner. Can you give me some money-saving some tips?
Sure. Here are four ideas that really work…
1) Print your own invitations. It’s cheaper, plus you can put the wrong address on some and the wrong date on others, cutting the reception crowd in half.
2) Serve itty-bitty food. As the photos show, teeny burgers are chic and elegant. You can feed 200 guests on two pounds of ground beef. Fill up the rest of the plate with festive parsley.
3) Serve colorful drinks, like red Two-Buck Chuck, in rented dribble glasses. When guests start staining, they’ll stop drinking. Many will leave.
4) For reception entertainment, live music is passé. Three words: cheap tattoo artist.
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