News, but not the serious kind
Certs is a breath mint! No! It’s a candy mint!
These folks throwing punches at each other are:
- Hillary Clinton supporters whomping on elitists
- South Korean lawmakers, in session
- Battlestar Gallactica fans arguing over the fifth Cylon
- Spectators at a Davis Cup tennis match
Yeah, I was shocked by this one, but it is indeed tennis fans. Their scuffle was possibly the most unexpected violence since that outburst at the Boston Pops. What started it? A dispute over the proper length of a Bloody Mary celery stalk.
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