Blog Guy, I’m new here, and my donkey has a bad toothache. Can you recommend a dentist?
Welcome to Arizona. I checked your policy, and your donkey is only covered for dental work if it’s done by a puma. That’d be old Doc Cougar, up on the hill.
Doc Cougar, huh? Guess I better haul my ass up there.
Hey, we don’t use language like that… Oh. You meant your donkey…
Yep. So this Doc Cougar. He’s the only puma in Yuma?
Heck, he’s the only puma from Yuma to Montezuma!
Related post: Off limits! Get your pogo out of the no-go!
The sculpture ‘Puma-Dentist’ made with plastic, wax and original heads by Austrian artist Deborah Sengl, at an exhibition in Berlin April 15, 2008. REUTERS/ Fabrizio Bensch
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Everything’s great until you realize he’s using the Novocaine to numb parts he’s going to chew off…
- Posted by KWhat are “original heads?”
Never mind — I don’t want to know.
- Posted by John C AbellJohn, that means like, you know, the original heads…
- Posted by Robert BaslerMona Lisa, Mount Rushmore, Puma Dentist. And I thought Cat Scriptures was odd.
- Posted by Jason GoldtrapJust when I thought it was safe to blog again.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSo, Doctor Moreau is actually the reverse of reality? What the hell kind of animal am I in reality? Let me absorb this for a second.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksFaaah. Grass breath.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksIs it safe?
- Posted by nocturnal bobGreat one, Nocturnal
- Posted by Robert BaslerThat dentist was a bit catty..
- Posted by Lady Weasel