That young guy sure is out of shape!
Ever want to feel what it’s like to be really old? No, me neither. Well, the Nissan folks have an “aging suit” to simulate bad balance, stiff joints, weak sight and extra weight, so their car testers can experience problems faced by older people. I’m not making this up.
Let’s think. Aren’t there millions of actual seniors who could use some extra money, and who wouldn’t need to strap on a custom Old Guy Suit?
Couldn’t the geniuses at Nissan just follow the mailman when he’s delivering the AARP Bulletin next month, knock on a few doors, and show some grandma her experience has value? Nah, easier just to turn junior into the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
“Hurry up and crash, Joey! We can wear these duds over to the Cineplex for the senior discount!”