Memo to Fashion Show Staff: We need to pay attention to every detail of these shows, and frankly, I’m worried about our swimsuit presentation.
The guests are here for entertainment. What are we giving them? Nothing but some drop-dead gorgeous blond models in skimpy bikinis. We just haven’t thought this through!
Work with me on this. What if we get a bunch of water sprinkling cans, and paint them with nice little flowers, and have the models carry them! So, people can have a quick look at the swimsuits, and then focus on the cans, and they won’t get bored! Who’s with me on this?
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A model presents a swimsuit during a fashion show in Budapest April 17, 2008. REUTERS/Karoly Arvai
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Maybe the original idea was some sort of Flashdance thing where the models get all wet and dance around? Except they couldn’t afford showers so they gave them the watering cans? Looks about right for a low budget show…
- Posted by Dee TNow I remember. I was going to blog.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAny excuse for a party and any excuse for a model in a bikini. Bootiefest rocks.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksCan we have a swimsuit show where they roll a hard boiled egg down the catwalk with a wooden spoon? Please?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksAaaah, darling. Like water to a man dying in the heat. Pffffhhhh. What was that? Water?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksI know I could use a drink of water!
- Posted by keith anderson