News, but not the serious kind
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From Moscow, news that some billionaire is starting a magazine named Snob. I’m serious.
This is a turning point in publishing. If he can market directly to our worst character flaws, watch out! We’ll see slick, glossy magazines like Big Jerky Butthead, and Wanton Hussy. Subscribe to Town Drunk, and get a year of Stupid Blabbermouth, free!
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