“Oh cripes, Charlene, it’s him again! We call him Toilet Paper Guy. Don’t let him see us! He comes to this bar every Friday, wearing that outfit made of toilet tissue and paper towels. That’s what I’m looking for, a man that can’t afford fabric!
“His pickup lines are the worst! He calls himself the ‘quicker picker-upper,’ you know, from those ads. Last week he asked if I wanted to squeeze the Charmin. I was like, ‘No way, dork!’
“You know that tall redhead from sales? She left with him once, but they were walking to the car and it started pouring down rain. Well, like I don’t have to tell you what happened then…”
Toilet fashon slideshow and related post: “I do! Now may I tissue?”
A model displays a creation made of toilet paper and paper towels during a fashion show organized by a paper company in Lima, April 24, 2008. REUTERS/Enrique Castro-Mendivil
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Does he have any on his shoe? Because walking around like that all day would be mortifying.
- Posted by John C Abell….what toilet paper?
- Posted by CharleneDude. Skidmark.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThe all-purpose sleeve to wipe ANYTHING with. Comes in extra soft quited and aloe.
- Posted by Lady Weasel