News, but not the serious kind
Only a model? That’s a crock!
I know our workers don’t like to get inside those jaws and clean out old body parts and crud, so here’s my idea. Tell them these are only MODEL crocodiles, not real ones. Crocks sit really still for long periods, so it could be HOURS before the cleaners find out the hard way…
“Hey, get way down in there with that Gator Floss, Tommy! He won’t bite you!”