News, but not the serious kind
Hmm. If I can’t move, but they can, then…
Then everybody jams themselves so close to the snake-draped statue that they can’t move at all.
But anyhow, here’s the guy I love. He’s right next to the statue, hitting his head Homer Simpson-style. You can see him just starting to do the math. I figure the next photo in the sequence, which I sadly lack, is probably a masterpiece of physical comedy.