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12:00 May 1st, 2008

Okay dummies, it’s showtime!

Posted by: Robert Basler
Tags: Oddly Enough, , , ,

dummy-face-140.jpg“Boy, this waiting is the hardest part…”

“Stop complaining It beats picking Brussels sprouts!”

“How come Vinny’s wearin’ that orange shirt?”

“He says he’s ‘in character!’ S’posed to be a drunk who crashes after a bowling match…”

“He should just wear the Dummy Blues and be proud of it!”

“Shhhhhh, you know Vinny’s story. His parents tested the Pinto, rest their souls…”

“Pinto! Sheesh! Rough way to go. You think we’ll get meatloaf for lunch today?”

Related: That young guy sure is out of shape!

dummy-360.jpgA row of crash test dummies at the Volvo Safety Center in Gothenburg, Sweden, April 9, 2008. REUTERS/Bob Strong

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Woah! I always wondered what you’d get reincarnated as if you died from a bad bong hit. It’s like karma, dude.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

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