News, but not the serious kind
Doberman Gang, move over!
Blog Guy, I know you’ve written about those crazy German highways with no speed limits. I recently heard that they even let dogs drive. My friend saw one smoking a big cigar and driving 140 miles an hour!
Uh, you mean there are more?
Oh sure. That country has a canine gang war problem like you wouldn’t believe. I’m talking about the Burger Kings of Hamburg, the Hot Dogs of Frankfurt, the Smelly Shi Tsus of Cologne, the Bad Bad Barkers of Baden-Baden…
Bad Bad Barkers of Baden-Baden? Now that’s just silly!
Yeah? I wouldn’t let a Barker hear you say that.