Cue the James Bond music…

May 8, 2008

Gold forearm, she’s the girl, the girl with the Midas touch,
It’s a bit much,
Gold forearm, she’s been kissed, with bracelets stacked on her wrist,
Can’t make a fist,
Trendy places she’d like to have gone,
But the airlines won’t let her get on,
When this golden girl is walking her ferrets,
All her limbs are 18 carats…
Gold forearm…

Memo to fashion show security staff: Somebody has raided the models’ bracelet cabinet. We need to find the jewelry before the show. Whomever did the job must have hidden it, because nobody is tacky enough to wear all of it at one time. Keep your eyes open…

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gold-300.jpgModel displays gold jewelry ahead of the Hindu festival of Akshaya Tritiya at a showroom in southern Indian city of Hyderabad May 6, 2008.  REUTERS/ Krishnendu Halder

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They’re working on the Iron Man sequel already?

Posted by John C Abell | Report as abusive

Psst…you forgot to remove the price tag.

Posted by K | Report as abusive

Her eyes are kind of creepy. She just sits there with her eyes open and never blingks.

Not sure what happened there with the blocks and the Anti-spam word, Bob.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

the jewellery designs are to good

Posted by Wedding Jewellery UK | Report as abusive