Don’t forget the…leap…hot sauce!

May 8, 2008

python-crop-140.jpgBlog Guy, I know you’re a real sports fanatic. Are there any events at the upcoming Beijing Olympics that have you really pumped?

You betcha. That new one, the 400 meter mobile phone hurdles. The training photos are breath-taking. The athletes show the split-second physical prowess of hurdle jumping while conversing on a cell phone at the same time!

They don’t know exactly when the call will come, yet they have under a second to say, “Hi ma, sorry I haven’t called you.” Then, they immediately have to dial and order Thai food take-away! Guess that gives the Thai team a slight advantage.

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Paramilitary police for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games take part in training at a military base in Shenyang, China, May 6, 2008. REUTERS/Stringer

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Do NOT ever let this man near a Rockette! They could breed and produce high kicking babies with supernatural powers!!

Open casting is now taking place for the Beijing production of “A Chorus Line.”

Posted by Krista | Report as abusive

Well, I guess any terrorists who planned to use soccer balls as weapons can consider their evil plans completely foiled.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Pssst. you can’t win the football game with only punters on your team.

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