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Zombie comedy knocks ‘em dead… er, undead
My boyfriend says the hottest new thing is zombie comedy clubs. Is this true?
Yes. Just because they’re zombies doesn’t mean they don’t want to be entertained. Indeed, modern zombies make up the largest single demographic for reality TV shows.
If you decide to go to a zombie club, some things to remember:
- If you see people lurching, don’t say “Geez, are THEY hammered!” They probably aren’t.
- Don’t make smalltalk about sucking blood. That’s a whole different group of creeps.
- Zombie humor can be tedious. The punchline to every joke is “And then I ate their brains!”
- Whatever you do, DON’T order the house chili!
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Members of laughter clubs participate in rally to commemorate “World Laughter Day” in Chandigarh, India, May 4, 2008. REUTERS/Ajay Verma