News, but not the serious kind
Your last chance to become a super hero?
Just what we need, another frickin’ super hero. This one’s “Fusion Man,” and check out the slideshow. I guess he has an okay act, if you’re impressed by a macho hunk soaring majestically over the Alps in a rocket suit, nothing below him but miles of blue sky. But I worry that all the good super personas have been taken, leaving nothing for guys like me.
I need something just a little safer, so I’m trademarking my own super character, “Airport Moving Sidewalk Man!” Picture the scene:
“Someone PLEASE help me! Ruffians have grabbed my duty-free Chivas Regal!”
“Fear not, gentle lady! “Airport Moving Sidewalk Man” is on their trail!”
“But they’re running, and you’re barely moving on that sidewalk! You’re an imbecile!”
“No need to thank me, ma’am, just doing what’s right…”
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