Comments on: Your last chance to become a super hero? http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/ News, but not the serious kind Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:06:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: keith anderson http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-360976 keith anderson Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:02:19 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-360976 Where's the rest of the rocket? Never-mind! Where’s the rest of the rocket? Never-mind!

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358486 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:27:42 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358486 Suicide bomber, meet suicide missile. Suicide bomber, meet suicide missile.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358485 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:27:11 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358485 Dick Van Dyke is still around? Dick Van Dyke is still around?

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358484 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:26:25 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358484 With only one person aboard there is no waiting for the bathroom! Wait. I think I'm missing something here. With only one person aboard there is no waiting for the bathroom! Wait. I think I’m missing something here.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358483 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:25:04 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358483 I'd tie a string to my chest, give the handle on the other end to some random kid in the park and tell him or her, "Wait for the wind to pick up and run really fast," and then walk downwind until the string was tight and the kid was running before taking off. Classic. I’d tie a string to my chest, give the handle on the other end to some random kid in the park and tell him or her, “Wait for the wind to pick up and run really fast,” and then walk downwind until the string was tight and the kid was running before taking off. Classic.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358482 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:22:20 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358482 Will you PLEASE stop it with the "I'm on the top of the world" lyrics? Will you PLEASE stop it with the “I’m on the top of the world” lyrics?

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358481 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:21:32 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358481 [thought bubble] Do you speak German? I am from Switzerland. Why wouldn't I be thinking in German? Of course if I did, almost none of you could understand what was inside the thought bubble. Why would I be thinking in English? You people are silly. [thought bubble]
Do you speak German? I am from Switzerland. Why wouldn’t I be thinking in German? Of course if I did, almost none of you could understand what was inside the thought bubble. Why would I be thinking in English? You people are silly.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358480 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:18:37 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358480 [thought bubble] If they'd just give me skates like I asked, I would be able to fly someplace warm. Instead, I have to land in a snow bank. It just ain't fair. [thought bubble]
If they’d just give me skates like I asked, I would be able to fly someplace warm. Instead, I have to land in a snow bank. It just ain’t fair.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358479 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:17:24 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358479 The only way to land that kind of job full time is to land every time. The only way to land that kind of job full time is to land every time.

]]> By: Shawn Hendricks http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358478 Shawn Hendricks Thu, 15 May 2008 05:16:29 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/05/14/your-last-chance-to-become-a-super-hero/#comment-358478 I want one! No, you idiot; the wing. I want one!

No, you idiot; the wing.

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