Two, four, six, eight, who we gonna perforate?

May 19, 2008

Come on in and have a seat, Miss Johnson. May I call you Velma? Would you care for a Nehi Orange, Velma?

Now please tell us, just in your own words, why you believe you’re the best choice to be the global representative for the Acme Fishing Tackle Company…

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pierce-300.jpgGuinness World Record holder for the ‘Most Pierced Woman’, Elaine Davidson, poses in Edinburgh, Scotland showing some of her 5,920 piercings on May 16, 2008. REUTERS/David Moir

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…but can she hold her liquor?

The answer is no. My guess is that she has to stand in a bathtub when drinking anything…

Posted by K | Report as abusive

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just buy a jewelry box?!

Posted by Dee T | Report as abusive

There must be a few junkies and cancer survivors who might contest the Most Pierced title if such a thing even appeared on their Maslov’s Heirarchy of Need.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Got Brasso?

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

Not the face of a UFC champion.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

This is a stickup! Put all your money and jewelery in the bag.
Crap! Not you again.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

You gotta go out with that .007 Brosnan guy just once. Just once.

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive

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Posted by Two, four, six, eight, who we gonna perforate? | Report as abusive

That’s pretty insane.
That either takes a lot of balls or a lot of numbing cream.

Posted by Jeffe | Report as abusive

this is what happens when you apply a small amount of plastic explosive to the inner lining of your jewelry box

Posted by Eddie | Report as abusive

The idea of “sucking face” takes on a whole new meaning.

Posted by Susan | Report as abusive

Can she even eat? I could take the “nice” route but the piercings are completely ridiculous. It’s completely disgusting and I’m NOT impressed! What she did her body is not normal and I can’t praise her for doing what she did.

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