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08:41 May 19th, 2008

Two, four, six, eight, who we gonna perforate?

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Posted by: Robert Basler
Tags: Oddly Enough, , ,

Come on in and have a seat, Miss Johnson. May I call you Velma? Would you care for a Nehi Orange, Velma?

Now please tell us, just in your own words, why you believe you’re the best choice to be the global representative for the Acme Fishing Tackle Company…

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pierce-300.jpgGuinness World Record holder for the ‘Most Pierced Woman’, Elaine Davidson, poses in Edinburgh, Scotland showing some of her 5,920 piercings on May 16, 2008. REUTERS/David Moir

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13 comments so far

May 19th, 2008
3:27 pm GMT

…but can she hold her liquor?

The answer is no. My guess is that she has to stand in a bathtub when drinking anything…

- Posted by K
May 19th, 2008
4:20 pm GMT

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just buy a jewelry box?!

- Posted by Dee T
May 19th, 2008
4:25 pm GMT

There must be a few junkies and cancer survivors who might contest the Most Pierced title if such a thing even appeared on their Maslov’s Heirarchy of Need.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
May 19th, 2008
4:52 pm GMT

Got Brasso?

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
May 19th, 2008
4:52 pm GMT

Not the face of a UFC champion.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
May 19th, 2008
4:54 pm GMT

This is a stickup! Put all your money and jewelery in the bag.
Crap! Not you again.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
May 19th, 2008
4:55 pm GMT

You gotta go out with that .007 Brosnan guy just once. Just once.

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks
May 19th, 2008
6:30 pm GMT

[...] Go to the author’s original blog: Two, four, six, eight, who we gonna perforate? [...]

- Posted by Two, four, six, eight, who we gonna perforate?
May 19th, 2008
7:14 pm GMT

That’s pretty insane.
That either takes a lot of balls or a lot of numbing cream.

- Posted by Jeffe
May 20th, 2008
5:40 am GMT

this is what happens when you apply a small amount of plastic explosive to the inner lining of your jewelry box

- Posted by Eddie
May 22nd, 2008
5:02 am GMT

The idea of “sucking face” takes on a whole new meaning.

- Posted by Susan
June 12th, 2008
3:46 pm GMT

Can she even eat? I could take the “nice” route but the piercings are completely ridiculous. It’s completely disgusting and I’m NOT impressed! What she did her body is not normal and I can’t praise her for doing what she did.

- Posted by CJ
May 18th, 2009
6:51 pm GMT

[...] I’d wear this I would take a gyrocopter ride with Velma, work as an elephant butt-checker, or even drink a frosty pitcher of [...]

- Posted by The worst outfit in the history of earth? | iSawNEWS.com

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