Come on in and have a seat, Miss Johnson. May I call you Velma? Would you care for a Nehi Orange, Velma?
Now please tell us, just in your own words, why you believe you’re the best choice to be the global representative for the Acme Fishing Tackle Company…
Related post: Please sign in at our grotesque desk
Guinness World Record holder for the ‘Most Pierced Woman’, Elaine Davidson, poses in Edinburgh, Scotland showing some of her 5,920 piercings on May 16, 2008. REUTERS/David Moir
Reuters.com:
Help and Contact Us |
Advertise With Us |
Mobile |
Newsletters |
RSS
|
Interactive TV |
Labs |
Reuters in Second Life |
Archive |
Site Index |
Video Index
Thomson Reuters Corporate: Copyright | Disclaimer | Privacy | Professional Products | Professional Products Support | About Thomson Reuters | Careers
International Editions: Africa | Arabic | Argentina | Brazil | Canada | Chinese Simplified | Chinese Traditional | France | Germany | India | Italy | Japan | Latin America | Mexico | Russia | Spain | United Kingdom | United States
Thomson Reuters is the world's largest international multimedia news agency, providing investing news, world news, business news, technology news, headline news, small business news, news alerts, personal finance, stock market, and mutual funds information available on Reuters.com, video, mobile, and interactive television platforms. Thomson Reuters journalists are subject to an Editorial Handbook which requires fair presentation and disclosure of relevant interests.
NYSE and AMEX quotes delayed by at least 20 minutes. Nasdaq delayed by at least 15 minutes. For a complete list of exchanges and delays, please click here.
Trackback
12 comments so far
…but can she hold her liquor?
The answer is no. My guess is that she has to stand in a bathtub when drinking anything…
- Posted by KWouldn’t it have been easier to just buy a jewelry box?!
- Posted by Dee TThere must be a few junkies and cancer survivors who might contest the Most Pierced title if such a thing even appeared on their Maslov’s Heirarchy of Need.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksGot Brasso?
- Posted by Shawn HendricksNot the face of a UFC champion.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksThis is a stickup! Put all your money and jewelery in the bag.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksCrap! Not you again.
You gotta go out with that .007 Brosnan guy just once. Just once.
- Posted by Shawn Hendricks[…] Go to the author’s original blog: Two, four, six, eight, who we gonna perforate? […]
- Posted by Two, four, six, eight, who we gonna perforate?That’s pretty insane.
- Posted by JeffeThat either takes a lot of balls or a lot of numbing cream.
this is what happens when you apply a small amount of plastic explosive to the inner lining of your jewelry box
- Posted by EddieThe idea of “sucking face” takes on a whole new meaning.
- Posted by SusanCan she even eat? I could take the “nice” route but the piercings are completely ridiculous. It’s completely disgusting and I’m NOT impressed! What she did her body is not normal and I can’t praise her for doing what she did.
- Posted by CJ