It’s time again for News or Spoof?, the game where I tell you something and you have to say if it’s real news, or just satire. Say I told you a car dealer is giving away a free handgun with every purchase? Yeah, that really happened. But now guess which one of these quotes the car dealer really said:
“I’ve got a gun in my pocket right now. I have a rifle in my truck.”
“We’ve got to shoot the coyotes out here, they’re attacking our cows.”
“Brussels sprouts as we now know them were grown possibly as early as the 1200s in what is now Belgium.”
”We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns.”
The answer is, he said all of them except the one about Brussels sprouts.
Car dealer Mark Muller
Screen grab from http://www.max71.com/
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It is refreshing to see Reuters shill in support of handguns. It is about time if you ask me.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksSetting our sights on sales.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksWe aim to sell you a car.
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oh shawn you kill me… and then just moments later another one… man. just remember guns dont kill folk, i do.
- Posted by dan bastonThis Missouri car dealer also has a website about politics http://www.GunsAndGas.com. You might want to check it out, it has a lot more info than their dealership website.
btw. some of those are pretty funny, you might want to send them to the dealership. fyi. their dealership site is http://www.Max71.com.
- Posted by Roger Quinte