Back to work! That tank ain’t gonna pull itself!
No, it does not. Do the guys in this photo seem to have a dream job? And it can get a lot worse – sometimes tanks have to go up steep hills.
I never thought of it that way! I’m gonna insist on just being a downhill puller!
Hang on. If you are very clever, you may be able to figure out why pulling a big honking tank DOWNHILL might pose hazards, as well.
Oh, I’m so confused! What do I want to be, then?
You want to be the guy INSIDE the tank, sitting at the loudspeaker making rumbling and shooting sounds. Tell the recruiter I said so.