Well Mom, at long last, meet Patty - my sweet bride! Oh, I think Patty likes you, Mom! She doesn’t usually smile that much. Patty is too shy to tell you herself, but see those white doves in her hair? She shot them herself!
The flour make-up was her idea. She says it will cut the chances anybody will recognize her from our wedding photos.
I mean, sure, Patty has paid her debt to society. But you know Mom, it’s just like she always says, “If they want to find a body in your backyard bad enough, they’ll find it!”
Just think, Mom, in an hour, she’ll be family!
A model presents a creation from Victorio & Lucchino collection at Barcelona Bridal Week fashion show May 28, 2008. REUTERS/Albert Gea
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I want my next bride to be blushing and I would really like to be able to tell.
- Posted by Shawn HendricksKabuki makeup + Vera Wang = EWWWW
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[insert "Mommie Dearest" reference here]
- Posted by KristaWhy did this designer decide to sabotage his own creation by doing a horrible makeup job? I thought the whole point of showcasing the work was to sell a product. This designer might as well use large frompy women and have them wear trashbags then he could make his non-point and individualistic.
- Posted by Rev. MatthewWe always say: Whatever takes place on YOUR day should be in accordance with your personal style! And, those who know you, will expect this- a reflection of your individuality, taste and personality. Wow.
- Posted by Larry Green