Yeah? Could a stupid guy do this?
How did they decide who would get which job? “Oh, that’s okay pal, you can have the easy job this time. All’s you have to do is lie there, while I jam all these needles into you. Naw, don’t thank me. That’s what friends are for…”
The human pin cushion himself was quoted as saying he did it to impress his momma, but that now “she thinks I’m stupid.”
No! Don’t say that, Momma! You go on ahead to the gate – I just need to run through airport security for a sec…