Look at the striped horses, kids!
Yep, I just got back from Zebra Land. As you can see from my photos, exotic animals run wild.
Wait a minute. All of them are standing on green bases. They’re not real, are they?
Hmmm. They did stand very still, and they wouldn’t take food out of our hands…
As I suspected. Did you have to go on a long jeep ride to find them?
Nah, we rode a motor scooter up a city street. Four blocks, maybe.
Don’t you get tired of giving bad advice?
Well, you can’t get a leopard to change its stripes….
Hundreds of zebra statues at a shrine in Bangkok, June 4, 2008. Many Thais believe the zebra is the favorite animal of the deity that resides in the shrine. REUTERS/ Chaiwat Subprasom