Okay Hef, we get it. You can always scrounge up these three chicks to bring to big events, like this Hollywood thing yesterday.

Indeed, as you can see from the combo shot below going back three years, it’s the same smiles, just different dresses. They show up everywhere, sort of like on Bonanza if Pa Cartwright had daughters instead of sons. When I see these photos, I always have the same questions:

If you get invited to a big event, isn’t it kind of tacky to say “I’d like to bring THREE guests?” And how do they all fit in the same taxi? Does Hef have to sit in front with the driver? When they go to church do they like take up an entire pew? You know, I wonder stuff like that, just like every other guy.

Related: Who says the 1950s are over?

(above) Hugh Hefner (2nd L) poses with Bridget Marquardt (L), Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson (R) as they arrive at the taping of the American Film Institute’s 36th Life Achievement Award gala honoring Warren Beatty in Hollywood, June 12, 2008. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

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