I just wanna see how this looks in a taxi. I’ll be back…

June 17, 2008

rings-160.jpgThis isn’t the kind of jewelry heist where they use the word “mastermind” a lot. The robber didn’t work too hard on a plan, and luckily he found a shop that didn’t try too hard to foil him, either.

The guy asks to see a bunch of rings and necklaces, which he tries on, and then walks out and gets in a taxi. However, I think even I could find this dude, since he’s described as 6’5″, weighing 250 pounds, with a Chinese symbol tattooed on his neck. Nice touch to try on necklaces, so they couldn’t possibly miss the tattoo. 

Anyway, while he made off with several items, the total value was just $9,800. With the price of gold and gems today, he must have gone OUT OF HIS WAY to find the cheapest stuff in the store! “Excuse me, do you have some gold-painted plastic beads, and some tin rings with cut glass in them that I can try on?”

The heist story

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Probably not the robber: Christie’s jewellery specialist displays rings in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Denis Balibouse  

A model presents a creation by Italian designer Riccardo Tisci for French fashion house Givenchy as part of Fall/Winter 2008/09 women’s ready-to-wear fashion show in Paris February 27, 2008.  REUTERS/Gonzalo Fuentes

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This is Edmonton. 6’5″ and 250 lb. with a tattoo on the neck describes half the men in town.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

I don’t know if I will feel sorry for the jewelry shop owner or for the robber who only got $9,800-worth of jewelries… seems like they were both fooled somehow. Unless the robber has planned it that way – just get the cheap gems so it won’t be too hard on his conscience. Duh!

But the gorgeous rings on the photo are truly awesome! And the necklaces on the model are… well, they’re just overwhelming! Too many fine jewelries worn at the same time.