Quick quiz: you can tell if a woman has class if you offer to buy her a glass of wine and she says…
a) Thank you, I’ll have a supple Margaux
b) Thank you, I’ll have an earthy Syrah
c) Thank you, I’ll have an overpriced Pinot Grigio
d) No thanks, hot-shot, I got me a brassiere full of cheap sweet red, right here!
Yes, female wine drinkers no longer have to bother with bottles and corks, they can just strap on this wine bra. And for guys, there is a wearable beer belly. It holds brew, and it also helps attract the kind of chicks that find a beer gut really attractive!
Of course, there may be that lingering notion that if you’re actually strapping alcohol onto your body maybe you have a little problem…
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A couple poses with the wearable beer belly (Bierbauch) for men and the wearable wine bra (Getraenke-BH) for women in Ismaning, Germany, June 19, 2008. REUTERS/Michaela Rehle
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If that bra could be retrofitted to hold tasteless, bland ultra-light beer, it would be every fratboy’s dream.
I can’t say the beer belly would be anyone’s dream.
- Posted by CharleneWell…at least it’s not liquid-holding underwear…
- Posted by KWhat’s this fashion line called….”Subtle Alcoholic”?
- Posted by KCheap sweet red or PBR served at 98 degrees. Ummm! I love it!
- Posted by DavidAlcohol… So amusing…
- Posted by BandageI bet someone is making a fortune off of this. Who’da thunk it.
- Posted by Amber[…] There is very little to add to this story from Reuters other than to point out that the company who came up with this design thought of the men as well. Guys, you can have a teddy bear tummy only yours will be filled with beer. Her Cups Runneth Over […]
- Posted by Sipping Cup Bra; Wondering What George Carlin Would Say? | Decision Making TipsShut-up and keep sucking!
- Posted by keith andersonWine bra Yumm!
Well picture this…
- Posted by Relax One CornerYou and this hot chick, on the sofa watching some movie. She gestures to her blouse and says, “Want some of this?”
Jackpot!! Didn’t know you were going to get lucky huh?She reaches in and….Wait! Put on t…