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Her cups runneth over?
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Quick quiz: you can tell if a woman has class if you offer to buy her a glass of wine and she says…
a) Thank you, I’ll have a supple Margaux
b) Thank you, I’ll have an earthy Syrah
c) Thank you, I’ll have an overpriced Pinot Grigio
d) No thanks, hot-shot, I got me a brassiere full of cheap sweet red, right here!
Yes, female wine drinkers no longer have to bother with bottles and corks, they can just strap on this wine bra. And for guys, there is a wearable beer belly. It holds brew, and it also helps attract the kind of chicks that find a beer gut really attractive!
Of course, there may be that lingering notion that if you’re actually strapping alcohol onto your body maybe you have a little problem…
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A couple poses with the wearable beer belly (Bierbauch) for men and the wearable wine bra (Getraenke-BH) for women in Ismaning, Germany, June 19, 2008. REUTERS/Michaela Rehle
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If that bra could be retrofitted to hold tasteless, bland ultra-light beer, it would be every fratboy’s dream.
I can’t say the beer belly would be anyone’s dream.
Well…at least it’s not liquid-holding underwear…
What’s this fashion line called….”Subtle Alcoholic”?
Cheap sweet red or PBR served at 98 degrees. Ummm! I love it!
Alcohol… So amusing…
I bet someone is making a fortune off of this. Who’da thunk it.
Shut-up and keep sucking!