News, but not the serious kind
Her cups runneth over?
Quick quiz: you can tell if a woman has class if you offer to buy her a glass of wine and she says…
a) Thank you, I’ll have a supple Margaux
b) Thank you, I’ll have an earthy Syrah
c) Thank you, I’ll have an overpriced Pinot Grigio
d) No thanks, hot-shot, I got me a brassiere full of cheap sweet red, right here!
Yes, female wine drinkers no longer have to bother with bottles and corks, they can just strap on this wine bra. And for guys, there is a wearable beer belly. It holds brew, and it also helps attract the kind of chicks that find a beer gut really attractive!
Of course, there may be that lingering notion that if you’re actually strapping alcohol onto your body maybe you have a little problem…