Wild but styled!

June 24, 2008

fashion-chicken-140.jpgMemo to zoo staff: Times are tough in the zoo business. It’s a jungle out there. Nobody wants to come and see plain old boring animals anymore, so we need a gimmick.

We’ve brainstormed it and decided to dress our animals in the latest haute couture fashions. We’ll promote it as “Vogue Meets Rogue!” Don’t you just love it?

We have buy-in from the biggest designers to do animal versions of their creations. I’m talking about the Lauren Lion, the Valentino Rhino… I see penguins in tuxedos, zebras in seersucker, maybe something nice in leopard skin for the leopard. I see alligators wearing Lacoste shirts with, you know, little alligators on them.

For publicity, I’ve sent a few of the more stylish animals over to the Sao Paulo fashion show today, including that really tame tiger. Oh. He’s not?

Related: Only a model? That’s a crock!

fashon-combo.jpgModels display creations from the Cavalera Spring/Summer collection during Sao Paulo fashion week in Sao Paulo June 20, 2008. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker

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So this would be…. Faux Feral?

I just hope that no one gets hurt if they really go ahead with “playing dress up”. A lot of these animals are Not going to appreciate this.

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