News, but not the serious kind
Wild but styled!
We’ve brainstormed it and decided to dress our animals in the latest haute couture fashions. We’ll promote it as “Vogue Meets Rogue!” Don’t you just love it?
We have buy-in from the biggest designers to do animal versions of their creations. I’m talking about the Lauren Lion, the Valentino Rhino… I see penguins in tuxedos, zebras in seersucker, maybe something nice in leopard skin for the leopard. I see alligators wearing Lacoste shirts with, you know, little alligators on them.
For publicity, I’ve sent a few of the more stylish animals over to the Sao Paulo fashion show today, including that really tame tiger. Oh. He’s not?
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