News, but not the serious kind
Pay up, you old goat!
Have you thought about a goat wash? You can do two at a time, as the photo below shows. Dirty goat owners would flock to you.
We live in an upscale suburban neighborhood. Most of the goats here are already clean.
Hmmm. A puma wash, then? A wolverine wash?
NO! All the animals are squeaky clean!
What about selling goat baseball caps? Look, there’s good money in goat services.
I don’t know why I even come here for advice. I’d be better off talking to goats!
Well if you do, then charge them for it!
Goat wearing a Chicago Cubs cap. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson
Man bathes goats during celebrations in Spain’s Canary island of Tenerife, June 24, 2008. REUTERS/Santiago Ferrero