Pay up, you old goat!

June 25, 2008

goat-cap-180.jpgBlog Guy, we’re raising money for charity. Should we hold a car wash?

Have you thought about a goat wash? You can do two at a time, as the photo below shows. Dirty goat owners would flock to you.

We live in an upscale suburban neighborhood. Most of the goats here are already clean.

Hmmm. A puma wash, then? A wolverine wash?

NO! All the animals are squeaky clean!

What about selling goat baseball caps? Look, there’s good money in goat services.

I don’t know why I even come here for advice. I’d be better off talking to goats!

Well if you do, then charge them for it!

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Goat wearing a Chicago Cubs cap. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson

Man bathes goats during celebrations in Spain’s Canary island of Tenerife, June 24, 2008. REUTERS/Santiago Ferrero

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Does he offer full service? Like, will he trim their goatees? (I’m sorry…. I’m so sorry…)

Hate to say it, but a guy washing goats seems far less strange than a goat wearing a Cubs cap.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

Charlene, you mean because most goats are football fans?

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

Because most goats follow the Yankees. After all, they’re all Billy Martin fans.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

True. And they catch foul balls with kid gloves…

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive

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