Manure bomb chick falls into feces, flees naked!

June 27, 2008

manure-crop-160.jpgThis is the feel-good story of the month. It seems this woman trying to make “manure bombs” slipped into a tank of dung and fled the crime scene, naked. Police found her clothing in a field.

Now, a couple of observations. First, if it takes the cops more than 20 minutes to find her, they really suck. A naked, manure-covered chick  in a rural area stands out, except maybe during sorority hazing week. No guy in a car is going to pick her up, because, well, naked or not, a guy has to draw the line somewhere.

The other thing is, police say there were actually TWO women. The other one, who didn’t fall in, stuck around to help pull her naked friend out of the manure, which is far more than I would do for anybody I know. If this doesn’t put her on the fast track to sainthood, then what kind of world are we living in?

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A man pours cow manure into his homemade biofuel producer in the community of Guazapa, El Salvador, in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Luis Galdamez

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She didn’t even finish the bomb?

What a party pooper.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

The police don’t know crap…

Posted by K | Report as abusive

This job stinks.

Anyone wanna guess what she said when she fell in??

Posted by konomaniac | Report as abusive

Although I am a bit confused by the picture of the man “pouring” cow manure. Where I come from cow manure is generally a semi-solid.

That is, when it isn’t made into clocks.

Posted by Charlene | Report as abusive

that sucks poo.

Sooo… Would that be a Mr. Hanky tanky?