Dear Blog Guy, I have a fashion problem and I hope you can help. People tell me I have a very nice build, but I think I’d prefer to look like I have a huge butt. Does anyone design clothes that do that?
Wow, I have to say I don’t get that request very often. You should check out an outfit I tracked down for you at a Paris fashion show just yesterday. If this doesn’t protect you from bothersome compliments, nothing will.
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A model presents a creation by Italian designer Alessandra Facchinetti for fashion house Valentino as part of her Haute Couture Autumn-Winter 2008-2009 fashion show in Paris, July 2, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard
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That sound you heard was ten thousand married men gasping in terror after realizing there’s no way they could lie *that* much.
- Posted by CharleneYears and years of Youtube have taken their toll on Buffy’s butt.
- Posted by Lady WeaselThey finally hire a model that doesn’t conform to your sexist view of woman, and this is the thanks they get.
Her butt isn’t huge. It is her head and torso that are freakishly small.
- Posted by John C AbellNow THIS accurately depicts the average woman of today’s society and not the super skinny ones you see in the magazines!
Sista got back!
- Posted by DayshiftbobThis model MUST be from the United States!
- Posted by Dayshiftbob