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Blog Guy, since this is July 4th, could you tell us what the Declaration of Independence was about?
Sure. It was about cheese, as you can see in this one-ton cheese statue of the signing.
Cheese? I thought it was about tea or taxes or something like that.
Nope. Our Founding Fathers got together at the Philadelphia Cream Cheese factory as a publicity stunt to promote snack crackers. If you look closely you’ll see the now-famous Cheez-It name.
I think this is more of your stupidity. What hotel did the Founding Fathers use?
The Stilton Hilton.
You’re a moron. Why do I keep coming back here?
Well, it’s as gouda blog as any!
The signing of the Declaration of Independence carved out of 2000 pounds of cheese, in New York, July 3, 2008. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson
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Stay classy, New York. Just stay classy.
Cheez, those guys in NY will do anything for attention, won’t they?
/act throws peanuts at Robert for the gouda line…
What? A crack about “American Cheese” to easy?
Thanks for the comment, John. Say, aren’t your readers interested in cheese? How about wax museums? Segways?
Regarding American Cheese, etc., for the record I originally mentioned our second president, John Edams, but thought better of it.