News, but not the serious kind
Hooray for the red, white and bleu!
Sure. It was about cheese, as you can see in this one-ton cheese statue of the signing.
Cheese? I thought it was about tea or taxes or something like that.
Nope. Our Founding Fathers got together at the Philadelphia Cream Cheese factory as a publicity stunt to promote snack crackers. If you look closely you’ll see the now-famous Cheez-It name.
I think this is more of your stupidity. What hotel did the Founding Fathers use?
The Stilton Hilton.
You’re a moron. Why do I keep coming back here?
Well, it’s as gouda blog as any!