Daddy, your little girl has big news! I’ve met Mr. Right, and after a whirlwind romance, we got married!
Ming is already in show business, sort of, but he plans to be either a TV news anchor or maybe a dermatologist.
Now Daddy, I want you to keep an open mind about one little thing, because I know how you can be. So I’m just going to be up-front about his only imperfection, okay?
Well, here goes. Ming smokes. Whew! I feel better already!
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Tattoo enthusiast Liu Ming smokes while taking a break from a tattoo session at a shop in Beijing July 10, 2008. REUTERS/Claro Cortes IV
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Hahahahahahah! Great punchline!
- Posted by BandageHe has a little panda on his neck, the great wall of china on his temple, and the beijing olympics symbol on his forehead. Yeah, That’s not going to look dumb in twenty years.
- Posted by William Maddox