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July 14th, 2008

Attack of the 50-foot bikini model!

Posted by: Robert Basler
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attack-140.jpgSee a female colossus… her mountainous torso, skyscraper limbs, giant desires!”

The year was 1958, and the big schlocko summer B-movie was Attack of the 50-Foot Woman,” about this wife who grows to enormous size and goes after her cheating  husband. It was not a true story.

Fast-forward exactly half a century to 2008, and what I gather must be a remake of that movie, judging from the photo below. But unlike all those other stupid movie remakes I complain about, the time could be right for this one.

For women movie-goers it offers a tale of empowerment, social justice and vengeance against a pig husband. For guys, it offers, well, a hot Amazonian chick in a bikini and stiletto heels. Where are the drive-in movies when we really need them?

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Above: 1958 movie poster

Below: 6′5″ tall model Iwona poses with spectators in front of Potsdamer Platz square in a bikini by German designer Torsten Amft to promote his show at the upcoming Berlin Fashion Week in Berlin July 12, 2008.  REUTERS/ Hannibal Hanschke

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5 comments so far

Ooooh my. I’m suddenly inspired to sing an uplifting song!

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up: To more than I can be.

Josh Groban
You Raise Me Up

http://www.lyricsdomain.com/10/josh_grob an/you_raise_me_up.html

- Posted by Bandage

I saw the picture the other day and I didn´t like the woman. Although I am pretty tall as well (just kidding)

- Posted by armstrongfl

Uh…she is a model of what?

Not much to look at IMHO.

- Posted by cthings

6′5″? where does she sleep? Just curious…

- Posted by Diana Ngila

Umm… I don’t think so. The scale is all wrong for someone only 6′5″, there is no step for the blonde woman to be climbing, and there’s something funky about the background.

- Posted by Fortunalee

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