News, but not the serious kind
What a thoughtful wedding gift! Part of a horse!
No, Salvatore’s in prison.
Um, her brother Giuseppe?
Prison. No, wait! I think Giuseppe got out! HE can give her away!
Welcome to the tribulations of planning a wedding in Sicily for the daughter of a former “boss of bosses.” And it only gets worse.
Now, what town are they getting married in?
Corleone? You’re freakin’ kidding me, right? Why don’t you just shoot me now?