Folks, we got a wedding to plan! Who’s giving away the bride? The proud father?
No, Salvatore’s in prison.
How about the bride’s Uncle Leoluca or her brother Gianni?
Prison.
Um, her brother Giuseppe?
Prison. No, wait! I think Giuseppe got out! HE can give her away!
Welcome to the tribulations of planning a wedding in Sicily for the daughter of a former “boss of bosses.” And it only gets worse.
Now, what town are they getting married in?
Corleone.
Corleone? You’re freakin’ kidding me, right? Why don’t you just shoot me now?
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Lucia Riina, daughter of the most feared Sicilian Mafia boss Salvatore “Toto” Riina, marries Vincenzo Bellomo in Corleone, Sicily, July 23, 2008. REUTERS/Stringer
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Wow… That’s… that’s quite a post… with jokes about getting shot and everything…. Was your being allowed to write this a favor you requested from her father on her wedding day?
- Posted by BandageBandage - yeah…you’re not funny. At al.
- Posted by WhitecupShe’s a pretty lady, but the groom looks like he just graduated with honors from Mafioso University…
- Posted by Dee TWhitecup - As Joe Pesci said in “Good Fellas”: “Am I here to amuse you?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW1oVdOxK ko&feature=related
- Posted by BandageYouTube - Goodfellas Peanuts: Funny, How?
You are a racist pig. This young women is not a criminal nor her husband, but because of their race, they are degraded and defamed and labeled criminals by yourself and other members of your race. This is virulent racist bigotry.
- Posted by mikeWho said anything about her or her husband being a criminal?
- Posted by BandageRule number 1: Don’t comment anything…
- Posted by marcelloRule number 2: Don’t forget that any sensible person would follow Rule number 1
- Posted by BandageHey Mike - since when is “Sicilian” or even “Italian” a race? Time to go back to school for you?
- Posted by FortunaleeNice blog and good photos..thanks for posting this.
- Posted by Maui Wedding