My date with a red-hot model!
I’m sure she’s drop-dead gorgeous. I thought it would be cool to see her for the first time like this, working at a fancy show. I brought you guys along so you can spread the word about how lucky I am. Earl, you capture all the magic on this video camera, so my ex will die from envy.
After this show, I’m taking this chick straight to the poshest place in town. She’ll be coming down the runway soon, and she’s gonna flash a V-sign. She’s supposed to be wearing something yellow. Man, I can’t wait! Are you rolling, Earl?