Hey look! Isn’t that Fonzie?
Quick quiz: what personal hygiene chore is acceptable at a public parade?
* clipping your big old curling yellow toenails
* cleaning your ears with a waxy cotton swab you found
* brushing your hair
Yeah, I suppose if you have to do one of those, hair brushing would be the best.
Unless of course you try one of those Arthur Fonzarelli moves and you can’t even hold on to your brush, and the woman next to you gives a look of disgust, and then the parade marchers start shouting “Dork! Dork! Dork! over the loudspeaker.
Turkey’s Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan drops his hairbrush while combing his hair as his wife Emine looks on during a military parade in northern Cyprus July 20, 2008. REUTERS/Andreas Manolis