Comments on: This pharaoh walks into a bathroom, see…

By: GreyLensman

GreyLensman — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:56:41 +0000

Ewwwwww, Fortuna, that sphynx to high heaven!!!

By: Dee T

Dee T — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:49:57 +0000

That mummy looks a lot like a young Rodney Dangerfield, all dressed up. Coincidence? I think not…

By: Robert Basler

Robert Basler — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:54:13 +0000

You should always listen to Fortuna…

By: kay lee

kay lee — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 06:38:26 +0000

Fortuna sent me, she was right !

By: Fortunalee

Fortunalee — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:23:06 +0000

Egyptian Fartroes?

By: Charlene

Charlene — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:55:06 +0000

Those jokes are amazingly bad. I had no idea Will Ferrell was that old.

By: Krista

Krista — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:39:57 +0000

That’s not a fart joke. THIS is a fart joke:

“My grandmother got arrested in the Bass Pro Shops the other day. They accused her of stealing a duck call and some stink bait.”

And did you know that heckling can be traced back to ancient Egypt as well? Statler and Waldorf were there:

“Just when you think this act is awful something wonderful happens.”
“What?”
“It ends.”

By: Robert Basler

Robert Basler — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:00:43 +0000

That’s very interesting, John. I have read that the creation of “knock knock” jokes about 3,000 years ago led directly to the invention of doors. Go figure.

By: John C Abell

John C Abell — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:52:55 +0000

According to my research, this is the world’s oldest joke (not counting Hef):

“My asp has no nose.”
“How does it smell?”
“Awful.”