News, but not the serious kind
Does it come with a pocket protector?
I get this question a lot from Segway riders. If you want to truly get in touch with your inner nincompoop, help is on the way.
Toyota has unveiled the Winglet, sure to be a ridicule-magnet. It has a top speed of 3.7 miles an hour – faster than walking but not fast enough to get away from a jeering mob with torches and pitchforks.
Toyota didn’t say when it will start selling the Winglet, or how much it will cost. A company executive said, “We first have to gauge the reaction of the people.”
Oh yeah? I’d like to be in on that.